Momnesia!

It's true apparently, because I heard it on the NBC Nightly News. Researchers have discovered that moms of young children suffer from memory loss and confusion.

Of course they do----they could have saved themselves a lot of research money and just asked me and a bunch of my friends. Or...maybe they already did and I forgot.

I wrote down some other funny things they reported on that segment, but I can't remember where I put the piece of paper.

All I know is that there is definitely something to this momnesia. That's a pretty good word, but I still prefer to say, "I have pampers on the brain." The best part about this newscast is having a diagnosis to blame it on!