Hmm. What is my dog trying to tell me?

A couple months ago I was sitting outside in the backyard reading a book, enjoying the sun on my face and watching our new dog chew on his bone. The phone rang. I set my book down and ran inside. Moments later the kids came running, "Congo chewed your book!!!!!"

Sure enough---he had eaten the corner off of my brand new copy of...
"Natural Nutrition for Dogs and Cats."

Tonight I found him underneath the end table in our living room, surrounded by chew toys, but instead gnawing on a business card. I turned it over:
"Mad4MyDog Training
Madalyn Moorman
Certified Pet Dog Trainer"

Could someone please get her on the phone for me?!